My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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