what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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