Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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