She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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