omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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