Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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