just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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