So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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