youre lurking in front of me
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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