no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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