READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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