bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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