what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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