You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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