i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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