This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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