so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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