I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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