Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
