Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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