the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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