Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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