I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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