Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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