hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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