We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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