so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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