Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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