with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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