no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
is it fun? or sober?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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