What a fucking waste of an outfit
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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