I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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