i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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