Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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