And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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