i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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