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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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