fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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