She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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