So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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