a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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