You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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