U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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