i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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