Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
