People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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