I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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