no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
