there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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