Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
...so i touched it.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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