so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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