I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
