remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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