we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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