I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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