That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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