normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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